2. a place for ironic, self-deprecating definitions such as this one
3. a place to bitch about "losers at school", rave about that girl/guy you fucked last night, diss other races or subcultures, etcetera
4. a place where people like myself bitch about the website yet use it all the time
5. a place where people who know what terms mean go to laugh at what other people think it means
2. urban dic is GAY!
3. Roger: a gay fat loser who is gay gay gay
Black people: Dirty shitty nigger idiots
Goths: Gay fucking vampire wannabes who need to be shot
Sarah: A HOT BLONDE BITCH I BANGED!!
4. urban dictionary is so pointless!!!!
5. wow, these guys really think xinsertx means xinsertx thumbs down that shit
What Urban Dictionary is About
urban dictionary's new logo
It should be both noted and ignored, embraced and dismissed, laughed at and revered.
1. Insulting politicians, the guy who stole their lollipop when they were 7, the post before theirs, the poster's mother and everything else on God's green earth.
"OMFG xxx sux arse!!1!1!!"
2. In the process proving that despite the concerted efforts of taxpaying citizens and the Government, the majority of the American population cannot spell.
3. Exercising their creative juices by insulting everyone else in the most innovative, intelligent manner possible. Usually something like:
"Wtf yuo r a muthafcuka n shudd suk yur dad's dick! LOLOLOL"
4. Typing bullshit. Classic examples: 50 facts about women and anything written by sony roolz.
Please, if you've ever been guilty of any of these, go to the nearest wall and smack your head against it a few times. Thereafter, help keep Urbandictionary free from the masses of retards roaming the Internet. Blam posts that are nonsensical, hateful or just plain dumb. Before clicking that send button, doublecheck that you're not making yourself sound like a complete tool. If you know anyone who does any of the above four on a regular basis, shoot them and burn up their computers. Then maybe we could turn this website back to a useful resource instead of a soapbox for mentally backward individuals.
if you found that definition difficult to understand, try using a real dictionary to look up those real words, that people in the real world really use...
(I hate the ignorant shit in this site, but I'd give my life to maintain your right to say it)
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and show how ghetto we is in the suburbs"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and shit all over the english language"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and fuck, shit, damn, piss, pussy, beaner, taco nigger, porn"
"Hey let's go to urban dictionary and....oops...I shit myself...shit happens, now where's my iBong"