Top Definition
Someone who is asked to attend an event at the last minute, replacing an original participant that dropped out at the last minute.
Me: Cheryl, would you like to go to the opera tonight? Debbie couldn't make it.
Cheryl: Oh, so I'm your pinch hitter? Sure, I'll go.
#last minute #replacement #alternate #baseball euphemism #pinch hit
লিখেছেন- Michael Grant 17 de মে de 2008
When a guy/girl cannot fuck the person s/he REALLY wants to fuck that night, they call in a pinch hitter.
"Bob was my pinch hitter last night because Adam wasn't answering his phone"
#booty call #second choice #last minute fuck #second rate #convenience
লিখেছেন- Miss_lawn 18 de এপ্রিল de 2009
Someone you have sex on the same night as had failed plans to have with another person.
Man, I was pissed when Tina said she couldn't go out tonight. Luckily I was able to talk Mary into being a Pinch Hitter.
#sex #pimp #slut #lucky #fall back
লিখেছেন- Bayushi_Koso 10 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2011
When your dominate masturbating hand is out of commission for some reason, you utilize your opposite hand to take care of business.
Fuck, how am I suppose to jack off with this cast on my hand. Guess ill have to bring in my pinch hitter.
#wack off #make some lemonade #choke the chicken #george w. bush #clutch #procrastibate #pulling a three knocker #under the grand canyon slope #slay the dragon #clean the wind pipes #using my lefty #using my righty
লিখেছেন- double AyeD 27 de জুলাই de 2010
A piece used for smoking pot.
Brian: Hey, Bill.. Pass the pinch hitter
Bill: Suck dick and die, Brian
#fuck #shit #butt #hole #cunt
লিখেছেন- Mrdumbbum 30 de অক্টোবার de 2014
A pinch hitter is someone who hits people while they're pinching one off.
Pete was quietly pinching a loaf when a wiffle bat came over the divider and hit him in the back of the head.

It was Ignacio the infamous pinch hitter, whose maniacal laughter echoed around the washroom as he ran away.
#poop #crap #shit #loaf #hit
লিখেছেন- scodder 22 de মে de 2010
Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!
#pintch #hiter #hitting #pinchhitter #pinchhitting #pintchhitter #pintchhitting
লিখেছেন- Ol' Krissym 5 de মার্চ de 2010
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