(2) Justin Timberlake.
(3) What a jealous, jaded gay man wails indignantly at his partner when he discovers he's been getting some backdoor lovin' on the side.
(2) "OH MY GOD! MAN HO IS PLAYING THE ASTRODOME TONIGHT!!!! OH MY GOD!!! *hyperventilates.* *has aneurysm.* *dies.*"
(3) "You tapped that douche bag bitch's ass! YOU MAN HO!!!!"