Top Definition
"granola + bar = granola bar."
-wise words of martin johnson.
girl: whats a granola bar?
martin: granola + bar = granola bar.
girl 2: nice explanation. that'll totally clear things up for her.
লিখেছেন- The Sheeit 17 de ফেব্রুয়ারি de 2009
The person who is crazy in several ways. To have different nutty components of ones personality that interact to produce a negative effect upon the person.
Danny is both detail oriented, laid back, likes older women and drives a dodge neon. Danny is a granola bar, seven different kinds of nuts. "That girl up at the desk is a granola bar, seven kinds of nuts"
লিখেছেন- Mike Smithian 20 de অগাস্ট de 2007
The act of defacating in a partner's mouth when the poo is unusually nutty. It is often ingested after the act of depositing
I granola barred in Tiffany's mouth last night, you should have heard the crunchy sounds she made for hours after that.
লিখেছেন- Rusty Shackleford 21 de নভেম্বার de 2004
A piece of fecal matter trotted from someone who has a colorful diet. (Vegetables, corn, etc.) This piece of fecal matter commonly looks like a granola bar (sometimes if it were green.)
"Dude, don't go vegan."
"Why?"
"I tried it once, every crap you deposit is a granola bar."
লিখেছেন- A Granola Bar 31 de জুলাই de 2016
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