More than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. A perpetual quest for improvement. A sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. A pleasure beyond definition. Played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. Worse than drugs and better than a first time fuck.
Golf is the game of intergalactic champions. Surpassed by nothing. Takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. She loves golf too.
লিখেছেন- Dick Splash 10 de নভেম্বার de 2003
A sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. A sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. Manages to be the most infuriating game you'll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
You golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
লিখেছেন- Archie2K 17 de এপ্রিল de 2004
A sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. It's more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
Golf can be fun for anyone. Hell, I'm 17and I enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
লিখেছেন- OutlawStar 27 de জুলাই de 2004
a sport that will take over anyone's life. Girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. Golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.
"My boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk."
লিখেছেন- Sea Blue 12 de মার্চ de 2009