The act of having a wank, and calling your mum just before coming. Then coming, and cleaning up before she walks into your room.
Ray: Alright kiddo, what'd you do last night?
Steve: I thought I'd have a danger wank, but I didn't clean up in time, and my mum saw my todger..
লিখেছেন- GrungeMonkey 21 de মার্চ de 2006
To perform or simulate masturbation in a situation where it would not be wise to do so.
"hey is that guy scratching his crotch in a nursery?"
"aww man thats a danger-wank right there"

"did you hear about those guys that got arrested for indecent exposure?"
"they call it that, but it was just the danger-wank tournament"
লিখেছেন- GSD Ste V B 13 de জুন de 2006
to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!
shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!
লিখেছেন- mike 19 de মার্চ de 2004
Stimulation of the male reproductive cylinder, with intent to excrete reporductive plasma, in situations involving high risk of social humiliation.
Examples of danger wank:

Whilst sharing a bedroom with a sibling and/or a parent and/or a grand-parent.

Also may involve the oscillation of the cylinder membrane whilst under the pretence of performing currency generation activities with the head of the currency generation operation (one's boss).
লিখেছেন- Wankington 29 de অক্টোবার de 2008
Phrase given to the notorious art of masturbation within scenarios of heightened exposure.





Friend 1 - 'Man I'm totally hooked on danger wanks, i tried to go back and i cant'

Friend 2 - 'Dude I know! just yesterday, before a service, i climbed into the grave and s.........

Friend 1 - 'Get outta my church'
লিখেছেন- compasskid 21 de এপ্রিল de 2009
Wanking hoping to be caught
Wanking in a hotel room whilst the maid is cleaning the next room. You know she is coming to you next!!!
Sound of the trolley stopping and the key going into the lock brings me to climax!
Is this a Danger Wank or is my wanting to get caught affecting this?
লিখেছেন- samsam222 25 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2010
Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business
Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank
লিখেছেন- Roy boi 1 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2008

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