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the act of mentally masturbating or mentally engaging in coitus.

also referenced as: mind-porking, brain-loving, thought-boinking, headbanging, or ponder-spunking.
Did you hear that new song by That Band You Like?

Oh shit yeah! Excuse me while i craniumbate.
লিখেছেন- roflsaurusOVILLE 3 de মার্চ de 2012

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