Best used to describe an individual who has just acted like a spastic or retard, in a moment of complete mental decomposition, or comedic purposes.

A moment of social ineptitude would also qualify for you to call someone a cabbage.
*Matt walks into door*

John; Matt, you fucking cabbage!
লিখেছেন- CompulsiveDribbler304 8 de এপ্রিল de 2011
someones head
ill split ya cabbage
লিখেছেন- the autonomous heartbeat 29 de মে de 2009
money, cash, dough, or dollars
yo dawg you got the cabbage?
লিখেছেন- chasedadcaptainds 3 de এপ্রিল de 2008
A derogatory term used by Discordians to refer to people who don't "get it". This stems from the Discordian belief that 85% of the "human" population is actually cabbages disguised as humans.
Let's go confuse some cabbage!
লিখেছেন- Eris 22 de জুন de 2003
Used to describe a person who commits foolish acts, more stupid than a muppet but just short of being a mong.
Shaun, you had better sell that motorbike because your riding like a cabbage.
লিখেছেন- non giron 1 de অক্টোবার de 2012
to cabbage (v): to be in a state of frustration and/or bitterness about situations; often used under negative connotations.
man, that guy was being such a cabbage
লিখেছেন- pootytang112 27 de এপ্রিল de 2009
One who is all head (thinks and talks too much) and no ass (the ass to back it up)
That punk's got no ass. He's a cabbage.
লিখেছেন- imonkey 24 de নভেম্বার de 2006

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