All the other customers left the diner hours ago, but this bugaboo is still sitting in this booth suckin' down free coffee and ordering the waitresses around like he owns the place.
I already told this stupid woman we're out of that brand of shampoo, but she's totally bugabooin' over it. She's threatened to call corporate office about it.
Kelly: Does he alwayz be leavin' ya messages every 10 minutes then he stops bi?
Beyonce: Ya girl, I swear I gave him my phone numba ndd 15 minz my inbox waz full.