What Would Jesus Tweet?

...He wouldn't, dumbass. That's the joke.
Bob: I'm thinking of getting a Twitter account.

Frank: WWJT?

Bob: I don't get it.
#jesus #twitter #tweetarded #religion #dumbass
লিখেছেন- JamesBeam 3 de এপ্রিল de 2010
Top Definition
What Would Jesus Text
Text Messaging Etiquette - Do not pass text messages that ruin other people's reputation. Stop and think " WWJT"
#wwjd #wwje #wwjb #wwjp #wwjdl
লিখেছেন- Weed Whacker Wally 22 de জুলাই de 2009
Stands for WHAT WOULD JESUS TEXT? A phrase similar to WWJD but, when in a tough 'texting' situation it would be best to think W.W.J.T.
Guy #1: Omg man check out this picture my girl just sent me! Im gonna go send her one back!

Guy #2: No man think W.W.J.T.

Guy #1: WTF does that mean?

Guy #2: What Would Jesus Text bro?!

Guy #1: You know what man.. Your right.. I wont send one back.
#w.w.j.t #wwjt #god #jsus #what #would #jesus #text #wwjd #w #j #d #fuck #sex #vagina #pussy
লিখেছেন- The KARV 3 de জুন de 2010
An acronym for "What Would Jesus Text?"
Alex: "Damn I dunno dude. WWJT?"

Jesus: "Fuck bitches, get money!"
#wwjt #jesus #fbgm #text #fuck
লিখেছেন- Jebus the II 16 de এপ্রিল de 2010
What would Jesus think ??
You text something and you think its funny then the text back something and you think WWJT
#what would you think #what would you say #chocolate #bums #bunnys
লিখেছেন- Bomb Box 11 de এপ্রিল de 2010
In Ultimate Frisbee : what would Jesus throw?
Jessica: Dude, WWJT?

Lizzard: I-O forehand all the way!
#ultimate #ultimate frisbee #hammer #huck #greatest
লিখেছেন- ViolaLizzard 8 de এপ্রিল de 2010
What Would Jesus Toke?
Joey: Man I've been spending three hours at the dispensary trying to figure out what I need for my extreme case of boredom.

Jake: Think WWJT

Joey: Dude I'm Jewish

Jake: Ooops, my bad, btw power-plant will do you wonders.
#brother #smoke #religion #by the way #happy time
লিখেছেন- greatful hemp 6 de এপ্রিল de 2010
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