To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.
I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
লিখেছেন- Jelly Pumpernickel 4 de অক্টোবার de 2012
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'
(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
লিখেছেন- Choadalay-dee-heeee 9 de জানুয়ারি de 2013
To ejaculate, usually into or onto something (more than likely an innanimate object)
Id love to spaff in that kettle.

Ill happily spaff on that bints toast.
লিখেছেন- Big-OH 23 de জানুয়ারি de 2009
1) cum basically

2) When you have some unknown mixture on you and someone points it out
1) I spaffed all over her fat mouth last night

2) Dude, you got a bit of spaff on your shirt
লিখেছেন- Ja-mmin 24 de এপ্রিল de 2005
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.
hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
লিখেছেন- d to a the to the n-n-y 11 de ফেব্রুয়ারি de 2007
another work for cum or the act of cunning
I Spaffed in her hair, she wasn't happy
লিখেছেন- big bob roberts jr the third 25 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2009
Girls love juice, guys spunk, girls spaff....
Upon seeing a fit man/woman "I just spaffed in my pants"

"They are totally spaffing!"
লিখেছেন- Nocturnal Eccentric 29 de ডিসেম্বার de 2009

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