A broken penis
Tiger Woods woke up in the morning after a long night with 5 hoes with a Shonk, he partied to hard.
লিখেছেন- Tom Bueller 4 de অক্টোবার de 2010
A thing which be-est dodgey in the manner of its fabrication or final design.
Thanks Gimblett, that was totally shonk
লিখেছেন- jimbobbedyjobob 17 de জুন de 2003
Someone who posts first in a commentary section. With the sole purpose and the sole content of showing that he is first. Admired, even worshipped greatly by all who comment after him/her.
Usually between 11 and 13 years old. With no concept of redundancy.
Blessed be Shonk, who mightily posted "first" on the comment section.
লিখেছেন- Meitheway 18 de নভেম্বার de 2013
A range of sanwhich vans that retail in poor quality greasy food which is most definately not for the feint hearted, otherise known for selling their Shonk
"'cmon lets go to the Shonk van for their utter shonk!"

"Shonky von Shonkerton is out side fancy a samosa?"
লিখেছেন- Shonky von shonkerton 9 de অক্টোবার de 2008
Jew
offensive old-fashioned British abbreviation for "shonnicker".
In OED.
shonks have big noses because the air is free
লিখেছেন- polruan 29 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2010
to pull a fast one,to get one over on someone.To string something out but make it look like youv'e been busy.
Stuarts been shonking on that one again!lazy bastard!
লিখেছেন- bum wad,felch,cream,rabbit knob. 4 de অক্টোবার de 2003
Shoddy Handling Of Network Kit
Sorry, we're having a bit of a shonk issue at the moment. One of our core routers is at fault.
লিখেছেন- The Shonkmeister 24 de ফেব্রুয়ারি de 2011

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