A Quiff is a queef by quoaf. A Quiff is the rarest form of flatulence. A quiff occurs when a penis is inserted into a vagina and the penis emits a quoaf (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra) thus causing the vagina to fill up with air and causing it to queef (an expulsion of wind from the vulva during coitus; a vaginal fart). Very few people have experienced this rare phenomenon.
Winning the lottery is like making a Quiff, its next to impossible to do!
লিখেছেন- chris leisure 9 de ডিসেম্বার de 2010
A person who sniffs a woman's bicycle seat; typically the person becomes aroused.
oh, he's got it bad, he just quiffed her seat!
লিখেছেন- pony graph 12 de নভেম্বার de 2009
Taught to me by my Nova Scotia in-laws, a quiff is a Canadian cunt. NOT to be confused with quief which is a pussy fart.
OMG she is SUCH a fucking QUIFF!!!!!!!!!
লিখেছেন- fran429 29 de জুন de 2006
Air admitting from the vagina mixed with bodily fluid making a farting sound..otherwise known as the pussy fart.
Was that a fart or did you just quiff?
লিখেছেন- eastereggalex18 15 de জুন de 2009
A modern, ridiculous excuse for a hairdo that only onedirection, boy band looking, self indulgent rat boys use to flaunt their utter stupidity.

In all seriousness, if this is what people consider "handsome" or "cool" now then that's very sad...

One direction and Justin Bieber being to blame again for it's popularity.
"What's that hairstyle?"
"It's called a quiff."
"... What an absolute silly scumbag..."
লিখেছেন- spurstildeath 5 de জানুয়ারি de 2014
Revamped version of 70s style coiffure haircut involving at least two rat tails.
If your hairstylist recommends a quiff, kill him.
লিখেছেন- Wifey McBeatey 16 de মে de 2007
Another word for F**k

To be ticked off
"QUIFF THIS"
"I quiffing don't like this dude"
লিখেছেন- Dudeboyguy 19 de অগাস্ট de 2011

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