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Noun
A normal sized towel used to dry things that are wet. The Paper Towel is not particularly useful for projects involving large masses of fluids. It typically falls apart following first few uses because of its limited durability seeing as how it is only made of paper. It is commonly associated with drying humans, drying dogs, and drying cats. It is typical to go through several Paper Towels when drying large breed dogs following a bath or similar activity
"Oh no, I spilled my jug of lemonade!" said Doug.
"Don't worry, I have my Paper Towel right here,"John replied.
"Thank goodness, let's just hope I don't spill all my other jugs because your Paper Towel won't be able to handle that much fluid," Doug said.

"Doug, I just got out of the shower. Can you get me a Paper Towel?" John inquired.
Doug replied, " Do you just want one?"
"Of course, would you ever use more than one normal 100% cotton towel after bathing?" John said.
#towels #paper #cleaning #drying #wet #dripping #safety device #necessary #paper tolews #falling apart #moist #moisture #cleanliness
লিখেছেন- Not sarcastic 22 de অক্টোবার de 2013
A Whore ass bitch who is only good in bed once and then you toss her away
Hey did you get with Lisa last night?

Ya but she Was a paper towel so I Just left after it was done.
#towel #cleavlend steamer #dirty sanchez #alaskan pipeline #fiery dragon
লিখেছেন- BatmanDougie 1 de ডিসেম্বার de 2011
When someone is getting on your nerves and keeps talking to you you say, "are you callin me a paper towel?"
Sammi says to Casey after she keeps going on about her boyfriend. Sammi says " are you calling me a paper towel?"
লিখেছেন- Casey and Sammi 27 de ফেব্রুয়ারি de 2004
Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.
Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!
লিখেছেন- TheGoyWonder 1 de জানুয়ারি de 2016
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