To fight someone IN COURT.
I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!
লিখেছেন- Mike Comanche 4 de মার্চ de 2009
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Ancient martial art Created by Mortichai Weinstein in the ages of Jesus. Ninjews practice this to this day, which is an art form of Grace, coveting, and throwing Ninja Stars-of-David
Man, that Ninjew really kicked their asses. He must study onder the Hebrew Guru.
লিখেছেন- The BIG Nasty 11 de মার্চ de 2005
The kung fu art practiced by those of jewish decent. Typically it involves throwing stars of david.
Hey Barry Goldstein is a black belt in jewjitsu, don't mess with him.
লিখেছেন- dannyfisch 19 de নভেম্বার de 2007
A jewish martial art.
A thug tried to steal the jewish mans jew gold but ended getting knocked the fuck out by the heebs jew jitsu moves.
লিখেছেন- jew jitsu master 30 de মার্চ de 2010
A jew that knows Jujitsu.
He could kick yo ass jew jitsu style!
লিখেছেন- Rolle42 18 de এপ্রিল de 2008
The martial art of avoiding debt
Floyd owes everyone money, but he avoids the topic and make no intention of ever paying anyone back. He must be a 5th degree black belt in the art of Jew-Jitsu
লিখেছেন- contactedmundhere 10 de এপ্রিল de 2015
1) The art of combat in which the victor takes any money or belongings from his or her opponent. If there is a tie, the two Jews must fight over a penny... Hence, the invention of copper wire.
JEW: Thanks for the gold, pussy.

VICTIM: Goddamnit I fucking hate these fucking Jews and their JewJitsu bullshit...
লিখেছেন- Maijala 2 de জুন de 2011

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