যেকোনো শব্দ খুঁজুন, যেমনঃ the eiffel tower:
 
22.
when youre sitting in class or at work, and someone farts, and it not only stinks up the whole room, but makes everyone feel hot and sweaty.
(Bob farts)
joe: (pointing at bob's ass and laughing) call Al Gore, we have some global warming in here!
লিখেছেন- Jezuz Munky 19 de এপ্রিল de 2008
 
23.
When a girl freezes a dildo shaped ice tray and masturbates with it until it melts in her vagina.
Shaniqua was so bored last night that she caused global warming.
লিখেছেন- big load choad 24 de জুন de 2011
 
24.
In simple terms, the rising mean surface temperature of Earth. There is a scientific consensus that {yes} global warming is occurring. In fact the mean surface temp. has risen a staggering 0.5 C in the past 180 years.

This is what we know as fact, however there are numerous different ideologies associated with what is making global warming. {Side note: the earth has been warming and cooling since its creation, this global warming/cooling is no new climate terminology to the planet}

First Theory: GHG(Green House Gasses) are creating trapped heat through infra-red radiation.{Further explanation is needed to fully understand GHG Warming please go look it up} Also that from these GHG's, CO2(Carbon Dioxide) is the only one that makes a considerable difference{even over water vapor which makes up 1-4% of the atmosphere while CO2 is in the 300PPM quantity}.

Second Theory: Solar sun spots are creating an increase in solar activity and solar radiation{UV}. The sun has been putting out more sun spots thus creating more solar radiation making the earth warming.

These are the two most popular theories today, although 85% of people are blindly accepting the first one. Please don't take other peoples view on global warming, visit websites(Both for human and non-human causes) and decide for yourself, learn the science behind it before committing to a side.

Some interesting facts, due to everyone looking up to Al Gore{Who recently is under review to get his Oscar taken away due to some false information in his documentary}. The graphs shown in "An Inconvenient Truth" between a correlation of CO2 and Temp over thousands of years when both are matched up linearly temperature leads CO2 hundreds of years ahead.
Popular to contrary believe the Global Warming debate is not over.
লিখেছেন- Iintellectual Climate 2 de জানুয়ারি de 2008
 
25.
In simple terms, the rising mean surface temperature of Earth. There is a scientific consensus that {yes} global warming is occurring. In fact the mean surface temp. has risen a staggering 0.5 C in the past 180 years.

This is what we know as fact, however there are numerous different ideologies associated with what is making global warming. {Side note: the earth has been warming and cooling since its creation, this global warming/cooling is no new climate terminology to the planet}

First Theory: GHG(Green House Gasses) are creating trapped heat through infra-red radiation.{Further explanation is needed to fully understand GHG Warming please go look it up} Also that from these GHG's, CO2(Carbon Dioxide) is the only one that makes a considerable difference{even over water vapor which makes up 1-4% of the atmosphere while CO2 is in the 300PPM quantity}.

Second Theory: Solar sun spots are creating an increase in solar activity and solar radiation{UV}. The sun has been putting out more sun spots thus creating more solar radiation making the earth warming.

These are the two most popular theories today, although 85% of people are blindly accepting the first one. Please don't take other peoples view on global warming, visit websites(Both for human and non-human causes) and decide for yourself, learn the science behind it before committing to a side.

Some interesting facts, due to everyone looking up to Al Gore{Who recently is under review to get his Oscar taken away due to some false information in his documentary}. The graphs shown in "An Inconvenient Truth" between a correlation of CO2 and Temp over thousands of years when both are matched up linearly temperature leads CO2 hundreds of years ahead.
contrary to Popular believe the Global Warming debate is not over.

"Be more worried about the intellectual climate"
লিখেছেন- The Intellectual Climate 13 de জানুয়ারি de 2008
 
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Global warming is the natural process by which the average yearly temperature of the earth gradually raises. Yes, humans do affect global warming, but barely. The problem is that environmentalists use crappy equipment (home thermometers, for example, rather than the far far more precise weather balloons used by legit scientists), and think we have a huge effect on global warming. Most environmentalists don't really have or use very accurate equipment or methods, so they come up with skewed ideas.

This is basically because no one or two people know exactly how to research all of the details needed to study the environment, you need large groups of scientists that study in many different fields to truely record accurate information.

There are some environmentalists that just go around and record their own inaccurate information, and go around generalizing and extrapolating ideas based on false information. The results they usually come up with are that humans have a large effect on global warming. Even worse, many of them don't even do studies, they just accept the false studies of others, which leads to the illusion that it has a lot of support by studies. The theory that humans have a large effect on global warming is so widely accepted because many people disregard hard facts for a skewed concept because it attracts attention when someone tells you that we are destroying our world; its another part of human nature that doesn't fit in well with the modern world (like our indulgence in eating).

There are other environmentalists (yes, real, legitimate environmentalists not politicians, or anyone who wants to sabotage the environmentalists, I'm getting sick of these stupid conspiracy theories) that study the environment using the other method mentioned above that uses many scientists that specialize in many fields of study to accurately record information. They find that humans do have an effect, but a very VERY miniscule one, on global warming.

The following is a letter that I wrote to an environmentalist foundation that believes humans have a large effect on global warming. Of everything they have publish, I found nothing but unfounded information; none of it was backed up by any hard facts, and if they ever used "facts" they were rarely used and they were very skewed because of flawed measurements. All of the data and information that I said in my letter is based 100% on studies done by the legitimate environmentalists that use scientists that specialize in many fields to record accurate information.

(the quote at the beginning is from their website)

“Dear (environmentalist foundation),

‘Global warming isn’t opinion. Its a scientific reality. The science tells us that human activity has made enormous impacts to our planet that affect our well-being and even our survival as a species.’

That is absolutely right! The only problem is... WHAT ARE YOUR SCIENTIFIC FACTS?!?!? Yes, you say that we can cut down by this that and the other and reduce our input towards global warming, but have you actually any idea how much humans affect global warming? Here’s the real facts, not just vague statements saying that we affect global warming "a lot." :

Of the 186 Billion tons of Carbon Dioxide let out into the atmosphere every year, 6 Billion tons come from humans, A meager 3.2%

In the past 20 years, we have been in a COOLING trend... yes of course, it is short term, and we are in an overall warming trend, but doesn't that go to show you that if humans have greatly increased our affect on global warming in those past 20 years, yet we still are cooling, that we have essentially no effect?

The fact is that humans have actually less than .3% an effect on the overall global warming, that’s 3/1000!

Now, humans do have an overwhelmingly small effect on global warming, but the fact of the matter is, that if effect that we have on global warming was isolated and all of the other natural effects disappeared, then one millennium from now, the earth will be as warm as it would be in three years if there was still natural influence. And incase you don’t understand that, it basically says it takes human influence 1000 years to warm the earth as much as the earth naturally warms in three years.

I don't think its worth asking the government for TRILLIONS (that is what they are asking for now incase you haven't realized) of dollars to have a miniscule effect on something that essentially isn't even affecting global warming. And also, most of our very small effect on global warming will still be there even if we do spend that money.

Sincerely,
Drew Nutter”
As one of those non-legit environmentalists would say, "Oh look, the earth is getting warmer! I think humans effect it. OH CRAP! GUESS WHAT! I can blame it on the politicians to make my political party look better! Let's go exploit false scientific ideas and spend oodles of money, just so we can get MY political party leaders in office!"

Thats not their only motive, some actually want to help but aren't good at what they do, but there are a good number of them that actually think that.

Just incase you forgot what I was defining cuz my definition is so long, it was Global Warming.
লিখেছেন- Urban Dictionary 19 de অগাস্ট de 2006
 
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A phenomenon involving an increase in the average temperature of earth. It should be noted that nearly all of global warming is a natural occurrence; The Great Lakes were formed by it not 10,000 years ago. In modern times, liberal media says that if we don't buy "green", more expensive materials and appliances, everyone on Earth will die by 2025. This is because of a powerful, rich man who actually pollutes more than 90% of America (Al Gore) lost a political race to a person everyone thinks is an idiot and still wanted time in the spotlight. If you had to know just one thing in about it, know this; there is as much scientific evidence proving it does not exist or it is a natural occurrence as there is saying that humans cause it.
CNBC News Guy: NEWS FLASH! Scientists say that we will all day by 2025 unless you ONLY use clean light-bulbs and hybrid vehicles due to global warming.

Smart Person: I actually will only watch my pollution because smog is a nuisance. The industrial revolution involved way more pollution than we make now and no increase in temperature was noted than.
লিখেছেন- A somewhat smart person 10 de জুলাই de 2009
 
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1- A natural process by which the earth warms up from trapping the heat of the sun within the atmosphere. This process has been occurring for hundreds of millions of years. For more information read a fucking book.

2- A very controversial issue that has been the topic of much debate, media coverage, lies, misinterpretations, and whatever the fuck else you can think of. Essentially the issue is represented by a few groups of people;

A) REAL scientists who research this issue using the proper scientific method in order to propose theories, and learn the facts about what is going on. In addition real scientist always have the proper education and experience in the relevant fields. Often bribed, and terrorized into saying things they know aren't true

B) The Masters, essentially the group of people who understand that global warming is much more than just an environmental issue but more importantly, a way of promoting their own agendas. The masters exist above the bullshit of the common mans world so it is they that control the planet as a whole. ex. The greatest of the political elites, major corporations, people that run the media etc.

C) Environmentalists, this group by far is the most prevalent in the public and the most outspoken, they consist of every arrogant douche bag imaginable who think that they know everything about global warming despite most likely having little to no knowledge (probably just saw An Inconvenient Truth), their sole purpose is to coax sheep, and destroy skeptics with their a system of scare tactics and brainwashing- not unlike fascist dictators and terrorists, and saying stuff like if you don't believe in global warming (man made or otherwise) your comparable to a natzi war criminal.

D) skeptics, people who generally don't follow the current belief that humans are the the major cause of the temperature rise because they have been educated better and have a mind of their own. They are systematically hunted by the environmentalists.

E)Unbelievers, a subgroup of skeptics- these people are just too lazy to believe in global warming and as an extension are dumb as shit.

F) Sheep- see sheep
1) Do i really need an example just a read a fucking book.

A) The hard working men and women who want nothing more than to learn the truth about our world, they are the tools of this war.

B) The leaders of Greenpeace (yeah thats right they don't give a shit about the planet), Rupert Murdoch, Illuminati, The Man.

C) Al gore, every jack ass at an environmental rally, or blogger preaching about it.

D) Anyone that has read a book, done research themselves and come to the reasonable conclusion that maybe we aren't the cause of global warming.

E) Like skeptics minus the books, research, and intelligence.

F) Chances are this group is everyone you know.
লিখেছেন- Boner Jamz 13 de ফেব্রুয়ারি de 2008