E: Eternal
L: Loinn
I: Infection(s)
random person: geez do u kno what E.L.I. stands for again? I forget.

randomer 2: it means u will forever and a day eternally have infection(s) in your loins whether its pubic lice diahrhhea or hiv.

randomer 1: ok thnx
লিখেছেন- Dr.DoDa 16 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2008
An Eli is a unit of measure. 1 Eli equals 3 interceptions. Eli is derived for the NFL Quarterback Eli Manning. He often throws for 3 interceptions in 1 game, as such the act of throwing 3 interception has been dubbed... an Eli. a QB that throws 4 interceptions in one game can be referred to as having thrown for 1.33 Eli's.
Wow, he just threw for an Eli.
লিখেছেন- Payton Manning 6 de অক্টোবার de 2013
A fucking cunt who beats you up for no fucking reason then fucking crawls the fuck back thinking you can still be friends after his punishment
Saxby: Can We still be friends after i overreacted

Shaunn: No, you fucking Eli
লিখেছেন- Shaunniewashere 22 de জুলাই de 2013
The chemical formula for a perfect swee, containing a perfect balance of liquid, inedible solid, and edible solid
Tom: Conor pour some blue on that BLT and wrapper and everyone else sam, loz, pad, luke, mark and josh join in making a swee
conor: Ah yes! now that is a ELI
লিখেছেন- the ELI team 6 de এপ্রিল de 2009
Someone who, upon taking a girl home after a night out, will drop his pants, spread his buttcheeks and drop the most enomous shit imaginable on his unsuspecting victim. He will then proceed to dance the dance of his/her people around the victim while masturbating furiously.
Man 1#: So how did it go with Becky last night?
Man 2#: Well I got her home, undressed her, then I totally gave that bitch an Eli.
Man 1#: Thats fucking gross!
লিখেছেন- Nikuya 11 de মার্চ de 2012
(Background: Israeli)
The universal name of every Israeli known to man kind. Ever.
My Israeli dog's name is Eli.
My Israeli friend's name is Eli.
My Israeli midget's name is Eli.
লিখেছেন- Shiri 19 de মে de 2004
A puerto rican gangster. Loves women almost as much as he loves money. A greedy basterd.
Has multiple nicknames.

Called Paperstacks.
A pimp at heart.
But never acts on it.

Lives for making and never spending cash.
Sometimes also similiar to a JEW
Damn he has more money than bill gates. Yea thats a true Paperstacks. Whats a paperstacks? Dude thats a Eli
লিখেছেন- ArmaniXXX 23 de মার্চ de 2011

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