2.A team you hate so much that you have a "go to" memory of your team beating the Cowboys. Cowboys fans however forget how many times they have beaten your team, and therefore don't give a shit about the aborition that is your "go to" memory.
3.A team that if you hate, renders you completely incapable of comprehending math percentages.
Man 1:"The cowboys are a bunch of criminals. T.O, Pacman, Tank Johnson, the whole team is a bunch of thugs and criminals".
Man 2:"T.O is a moron, but not a criminal. Pacman yes, Tank Johnson yes. But, 2 people would not make a team of 53 players a team full of criminals. Are you a crazy person?
dude do you even have to ask?? the Dallas Cowboys suck dick
oh, my bad. that was a dumb question. fuck the cowboys
Philadelphia Eagles fan: Hey asstard, you haven't gotten anywhere close since '97.
New York Giants fan: And we kicked your asses the only time we faced you in the playoffs. Guess who won the Super Bowl that year.
Cowboys fan: ...sad face.
The best team in American football and many other sports. The Cowboys have more Super Bowl wins (5) than any other team except 1, have a long and proud history, and have the hottest cheerleaders in the sport. In 2004 they injured the Philadelphia Eagles' Terrel Owens(which was probably very easy anyways because Terrel Owens is the biggest pussy the sport has ever seen).
The Dallas Cowboys are America's Team - If you don't like America's Team, you must not like America, and if you don't like America, then you are obviously a terrorist.