Overview:In Western Canada, cougar is an unflattering word used to describe a middle-aged woman who prowls the bars in search of younger men. Not to be confused with hooker, gold-digger or hootch.

Demographic: The cougar has typically been divorced or is a single mother who has had children at a very young age and is trying to relive her lost youth. Her occupation tends to be that of the pink collar variety: administrative assistant, government worker, or receptionist for oil-field equipment companies. They can also be sighted working for policing organizations because of easy access to fresh meat in the form of young recruits. The Western Candian Cougar loves men, and despises all women, especially young, better educated women whom she fears may steal her job. She sees her main role in the workplace as that of snitch and clock-watcher for the office manager, and never hesitates to tattle on truants or tardy co-workers. The Western Cougars can be seen at 9:30 am and 2:30 pm, smoking in groups outside of any office building, glaring at passerby and simpering for any passing men.

Dress: The Western Canadian cougar dresses in cheap, tight clothing bought in the Juniors department of Stitches or the Garage Clothing Company. It is extremely important to the Western Canadian Cougar that she stills fits into Junior-sized clothing, as poorly-fitting and inappropriate as it may be because it proves that she still has her fabulous bod even after years of smoking, babies, and drinking.

Makeup: Consists of a hard scrawl of black eye-liner on both upper and lower lids, pink pearlescent lisptick, and wrinkles inadvertantly emphasized by a real or fake tan. This is a very important indicator for those observing the Western Canadian Cougar, in particular, lip wrinkles and pouchy eyes. The Western Canadian Cougar does not have easy access to plastic surgery, and such defects may be inexpertly camoflaged with bad bronzer and/or clotted concealer.

Hair colour: Predominantly blonde with black roots (although matte black or matte burgundy has also been spotted in some regions), over-processed and over-layered. Hair length is always long. Nails are usually square-tipped and French-manicured, however long, spoon-shaped, and coated with chipped silver polish is also a popular variant in some regions.

Accessories: The Western Canadian Cougar never leaves her house without her smokes, her cell phone, and a bottle of loud perfume such as Obsession, Shalimar, Poison, or Giorgio, lavishly applied regardless of occasion. The Western Canadian Cougar knows that there is no better cover-up for "bar smell" like a squirt of Giorgio applied in the women's washroom at intermission.

Prey: Young guys in voluminous quantity, any time, any where, but usually only for one night.

Habitat: Bars, offices, malls, trailer parks, high density housing developments, row housing.
Gawd, Helen in accounting is such a cougar: she got drunk at the support staff conference and went home with a 17 year-old guy she met at the hotel.
লিখেছেন- Strangeways88 25 de জানুয়ারি de 2007
Cougar

A cougar is a dried up hag of a women who in a vain attempt to feel attractive and vibrant resorts to hinting of sexual availability or making themselves sexually available to any horny young man indiscriminate enough to use them, a barn yard animal or any other hole he can find to facilitate achieving orgasm.

Cougars are easily spotted by over-stressed, over-died, dry frizzy hair or wigs, large amount of facial makeup in the forms of blush, mascara’s , eye shadows and concealers, fake eyelashes and also fake fingernails, push up bra’s under revealing tops and sometimes though not as common breast augmentations and permanent and non-permanent butt pads and buttock enhancements.

Though it is true that most young men do not find cougars attractive in a conventional sense and are rarely seen with one outside of a bar or night club type setting the young man’s sex drive especially when their inhibitions have been lowered by alcohol consumption will win out over his mental and moral objections as well as the physical non-attractiveness issue he may feel towards the cougar and he will attempt to have a sexual encounter with her. The cougar well aware of this fact is most often spotted in such environments.

Cougars are very acceptable to false flattery even when it is highly fictionalized. Young men who pursue cougars find that the further from the truth the flattery is the better the chance of him reaching his objective. As a result this technique is extremely common.
That cougar checking you out is old enough to be your mother.
লিখেছেন- Dr.Sadbuttrue 12 de অক্টোবার de 2012
A very attractive girl that hits on your little brother to try and get to the

older one. Generally significantly older than the said little brother. Flirts

Constantly with the younger of the two brothers. Holds his hand, invites him to

the movies, so on and so on. She gives you that can't-eat, can't- sleep,

reach-for-the-stars, over-the-fence, world-series kind of stuff constantly. Yes Karly this is me asking you to be my girl friend?
The college cougar hits on the high school freshman.
লিখেছেন- Goober33xy 27 de জানুয়ারি de 2010
Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40’s or 50’s, single or married, who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a bar waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. She will not play the usual B.S. games that women in their early 20’s participate in. Cougars are sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, and are real head turners. “Man is cougar's number one prey" (see The Graduate)
Cougar Formula: Younger Age > Older Age/2 + 7 yrs
লিখেছেন- millertime32 2 de অক্টোবার de 2009
An older female in her 30's that prays on younger males in their 20's.
Sarah is such a Cougar. She is 31 and is after some guy that is 25.
লিখেছেন- CougarPrey 10 de জুলাই de 2009
A woman who lives in a small town who frequents the only bar in town in search of fresh meat. She becomes very friendly when the fresh meat is seen, however she will become very vicious and defensive if another cougar tries to infringe on her territory
Check out that cougar playing the vlt's, she's looking for some prey tonight.
লিখেছেন- ydog 4 de জুন de 2009
A woman that goes after younger men. Rawr.
Dude, i did this cougar and she's a total MILF!
লিখেছেন- [GM] Eagle 20 de জুন de 2008

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