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7 definitions by urmomma42

 
1.
Catch and release - n - the practice of hooking up with someone and not becoming emotionally/physically attached to them.

As a result, other people have a chance to hook up with this person because he or she has been "caught and released" back into the wild.
Ben: "Yo I nailed this girl last night"

Dave: "So are you going to call her later?"

Ben: "Hell no man, I practice catch and release. That way, you can have a shot with her next weekend."

Dave: "Thanks Ben. You are a great person and a noble gentleman."
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 8 de মার্চ de 2006
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2.
La-ify (v) - the process of converting any normal name into a black person's name. Can be used for any name ever!

Travis becomes Latravis

Chelsea becomes Lachelsea

Black Person 1, "Yo brother, I am eighteen and about to become a Father, what should I name my kid?"

Black Person 2, "How about James?"

Black Person 1, "Hell no, my kid ain't white!"

Black Person 2, "Let's La-ify. How about Lajames?"

Black Person 1, "Nice."
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 11 de ডিসেম্বার de 2005
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3.
hemo - adj/n - One who is characterized by two distinct visual cues: homosexuality and emo-ness.

n - one replete with hemo-ness
Katie: "Look at that hemo crying in the corner of the gay bar."

Joe: "What a fucking hemo loser. He probably likes getting trained while slitting his wrists."

Katie: "Stop, you're making me horny."
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 7 de এপ্রিল de 2006
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4.
During sexual intercourse (of the straight variety), the male kneels next to the female, who is lying flat. He then positions his penis next to her vagina, looks away, and says, "Caddy, hand me my five iron" then yells "four" and swings his penis towards the girl's clitoris.
Girl - "OMG fuck me now"

Guy - "Hold on baby....Caddy, hand me my five iron"
"Four"

Girl - "Nice five iron baby, now fuck me."
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 6 de জানুয়ারি de 2006
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5.
Venn Diagram - n/v - A sexual act involving five people, two of whom are men, and three of whom are women.

In a venn diagram, each of the men has one girl to himself. The remaining girl is shared amongst the two men, and is represented as the overlapping region of the venn diagram.
John and Chris: "Hey ladies, want to come back to our place and Venn Diagram?"

Stacey, Jane and Amy: "Sounds like an orgy baby...yeah, count us in."

Amy: "Shotgun being the overlapping region. I love double penetration."
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 8 de মার্চ de 2006
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6.
The Friday after Thanksgiving when Chinese people and Indian people unite for their equivalent of the Million Man March in front of all the electronics stores.
On the night before Black Friday....

Dad - "Don't forget your fifth prayer tonight, Akshay. We must respect Allah so that we get the coupon for the plasma TV special. Alahem-ahew-akbar."

Son - "What does alahem ahew-akbar mean father?"

Dad - "That we may be so fortunate as to also get the coupon for free delivery."

লিখেছেন- urmomma42 26 de নভেম্বার de 2007
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7.
'Slut' is a name that jealous ugly girls made up for the hot girls that get downnn.

"That Stacey is such a slut. I have to get back to decoding the human genome now but really I wish I could just get a guy."
-Ugly girl
লিখেছেন- urmomma42 16 de জানুয়ারি de 2007
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