1. "that max the dog broke through his second
door today, oh wait, third."
2. "that system of a down music was max the dog in hot topic store"
"I know bolth my ears and my anus started to bleed"
3. "oh here
he goes, he's going to jump"
"yo he just
pulled a max the dog and jumped 6 feet 7inches in the air"
we couldn't save your
dog ma'm he just pissed
off that cat a little too much"