4 definitions by spicy lengua

Top Definition
A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.

This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.

Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."

Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.

This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
লিখেছেন- spicy lengua 23 de জুলাই de 2009
A traumatic event or negative consequence stemming from someone doing something wrong or stupid.

A negative consequence of a stupid action.

See also fecalities.
We've got a serious fecality on our hands...Joe just accidentally deleted our corporate database!

Oh shit, I was texting while driving and wrecked the car! What a fecality!

The Customer Service department must reduce the fecality ratio this quarter.
লিখেছেন- spicy lengua 23 de জুলাই de 2009
A series or chain of negative consequences stemming from a stupid action.

A series of fucked up events.

The shit that happens after you do something stupid.
Ever since the new manager was hired, we've been suffering from a number of fecalities.

Got caught stealing money. Lost my job. Lost my car. Lost my girlfriend. Lost my dog. Flat broke, fat and balding. Came down with E.D. No internet access. Man, why do I have so many fecalities?
লিখেছেন- spicy lengua 23 de জুলাই de 2009
Professional way of saying an idea is shitty.
Having reviewed your proposal, we found your plans quite fecalative, and therefore cannot grant the funding you seek.

What did you think of the movie? Fecalative.
লিখেছেন- spicy lengua 23 de জুলাই de 2009
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