A city in Northeast Ohio that used
to be a haven for high school football
, but now runs rampant with
dbags, and 80's football alumni
who still wear their mid-drift mesh jerseys around town, still expecting
preferrential treatment, particularly at cash advance businesses. The only cool people
in the town are the really, really old people
because they used
to work, but now the town is filled with
lazy welfare recipients so busy buying food at long john silvers that they
can't possibly find time to work there.
When the Football
team does well in the playoffs, it is usually because some player transferred from a surrounding school district and convinced at least three
others to go along with
1: "I've waited my whole life to play QB for the Massillon"Dbag
2: "I heard you weren't going to be any good, so I transferred in so I could start over you."