as Septilactic-Conjuntive Turburculosis,or Torquemada's disease,the
Yamakah Condition is a disorder in male pattern baldness that causes a eliptical
area of hairlessness. It was a common disease during the Spanish Inquisition and has become spreading epidemic in modern day Myanmar. Although there
is no known
cure for this disease, scientist researching
this unexplained disorder have discovered that it is most likely a mutated version of the Ebola virus.
Guy 1: Dude! Check out Emilios hair today, what up with that?
Guy 2: Actually, Emilio was recently diagnosed
with Yamahkah hair, you will
notice that the circular pattern
on his hair will
gradually grow until eventually
engulfing his entire head.
Guy 1: Oh.