A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this
man. He relishes the opportunity to bust
through a heiniman
and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this
bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench
wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch
like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical
day time activities
include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates
and exploring his anal cavity.