38 definitions by Teratogen

The stuff that humans are made of, from Cosmos, by Carl Sagan.
We are made of star stuff.
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 15 de সেপ্টেমবার de 2010
Like Watergate, except all about Weiners.
Congressman Weiner did not show is schlong to a woman on twitter.. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. It's Weinergate!
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 11 de জুন de 2011
The nervous twitchiness that you get from going too long without sex.
My girlfriend flew back home to see her parents for a week. By the end of that week I was really antsy in the pantsy!
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 8 de মে de 2011
When your birthday and wedding anniversary are both in December.
I'm 45 and I have been married 20 years this December! Happy merrybirthaversary to me!
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 28 de ডিসেম্বার de 2012
A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 21 de ডিসেম্বার de 2011
Passed out from alcohol or drugs.
I drank too much last night and then I took a xanx. I was comatoasted!
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 3 de মে de 2011
An exclamation of surprise (from Niven/Pournelle novel "The Gripping Hand")
Well, rape my lizard! If it isn't my old friend Rosa!
লিখেছেন- Teratogen 12 de জুন de 2011

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