12 definitions by Tempestua

For the love of God, stop using this word. It's not clever, it's not funny and it's not original. You sound just the same as all the other clone-like teenagers who think they're oh so unique for saying it. Give it a fucking rest.
Mindless teenager: Omg I have to tell you what happened it was just so random

Me: *clobbers with garden rake*
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 2 de এপ্রিল de 2005
Possibly the greatest insult ever, due to the sheer randomness of it.
Bob: Do you have the time?
Fred: Your mum
Bob: Shut up, you fag. Why do you have to be such a fag all the time?
Fred: Your mum! Your mum, that's why!
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 5 de ডিসেম্বার de 2004
The main character in the Gormenghast novels.
He's a kitchen slug!
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 1 de নভেম্বার de 2004
The best damn fame there is. I mean, think about it. You get recgnised by thousands, or maybe millions of people online, but when you get tired of their hysterical fangirlishness at seeing you post, you can just switch off your computer and sink back into anonymity.
You: *posts*

Everyone else: "OMGWTF IT'S J00 I SAW J00 POST OMG SCREENSHOT OMGOMGOMG"

You: *switches off computer*

*tumbleweed*
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 25 de মে de 2005
A pirate featured in the film "Pirates of The Caribbean", played by Mackenzie Crook. He has a false eye, which is often used to comic effect.
Pintel: They're stealing our ship!
Ragetti: Bloody pirates!
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 7 de নভেম্বার de 2004
A way of demonstrating the relevance of a comment to a situation, or to make a comment seem more exciting.
Fred: So I failed my maths test. Disappointment ++.

Fred: So I hooked up with this girl last night...teh secks ++!
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 13 de এপ্রিল de 2005
Possibly the worst series of adverts ever.
Hello mum! I'm on the telly!
লিখেছেন- Tempestua 5 de ডিসেম্বার de 2004

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