The baddest motherfucka
ever to step foot in this world. He's blind, but he'll still whoop you by smacking
your bad knee
repetitively, uttering a ghetto-ass warcry, and beating you down on security cameras to be later broadcast on the news
in Mexico. He may be blind, but he talks so much shit that you almost can see through the spit condensing on your glasses. He will make you fear the ebonics and ignorancism of his ways. Wherever
Colonel H. Stinkmeaner goes, nigga moments are sure to occur. After
an accidental death, Stinkmeaner is so hardcore
that he actually gets kicked the fuck out of hell, dubbed "the baddest motherfucker Hell had ever seen," leaving while calling
the devil a bitch-ass nigga. He proceeds to possess
a random black man from across
the street, has sexual relations with this
mans wife, then proceeds to attempt to kill Granddad with
an ax. He does not seem to care much about
beating the shit out of youngsters, telling Riley and Huey that they're "not too little to get dat ass whooped!"
His hobbies enjoy being a nigga, acting
nigga-ish, and niggalizing other random niggas.
Stinkmeaner is the best to spread ignorance and chaos in the black community.
some ol' bu-shit."
"That's like calling 1-800-Collect-an-Ass-Whoopin', and NO, that ain't no toll-free call, PAHT-NA!"
(Begin extreme finger-waving + spittage) "BITCH-ASS, RAGGEDY-ASS, PUNK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, BITCH-ASS NYUUUKAAAAAAAA! You wanna do somethin, BITCH, ASS, NYUKKA?!"