My Big Gay Agenda
Breakfast. Brush teeth.
Engage in act of farage with
postman (or rent boy if no letters delivered)
to Prime Minister of Great
Britain, demanding an end to serfdom, and the head of Judge Jefferies.
to President of U.S., demanding end to death penalty, and/or Texas.
Flounce. Mince. Preen.
Say "Oo, I don't know where that draught's coming from, Ducky, but I can tell you where it's going to!"
Undertake complete interior redesign of house (someone else's).