A girl with a bad-ass personality. No one messes with a Lauren
Croker because she will probably
rip their face
off in one swift movement of her razor sharp pincers. She is hot, of course, this is not only
due to her sweet as bod but also due to her flaming orange hair. Some say this golden fleece of fire is even more valuable than
unicorn hair itself. Legit. There is so much you could say about this noble steed
but there isn't enough time or space. So in short, does
she have ninja skillz? Umm, chyess of course. Is it true
she once rode a banshee bare-back across Alaska
to find a Taco Bell... naked? Wouldn't you like to know ;) And finally, is prophesied that one strand of her ranga hair will save us all from 2012? No doubt. Get yo' self a Lauren
Croker. She is a mint
Guy #1: Sweet tap dancing baby unicorn, I'm legit blinded by the radiant aura of that chick and the awesome flame
bestowed upon her cranium. What
spawn of an angel called?
Guy #2: That, my fine
lad, is a Lauren Croker. She's mint, aye?