The guy in your office who fantasizes that he is Tom Cruise in Top Gun. Having already watched the movie 500+ times, he continues to watch it daily using Netflix on his Iphone, while pretending that he is hard at work on his next project. He will vehemently deny his obsession with fighter pilots and flight suits, but wears mirrored "pilot" sunglasses, claiming that they are still in fashion. He constantly hums the tune to "Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins, but deep in his heart, knows he will never fly.
Employee #1: "Hey, is the new guy Scott a fighter pilot? Why is he wearing that flight suit in the office?"
Employee #2: "No way. He's never even been on a plane. He's just a Maverick."