A can of Natty
light. Consuming the magical beverage will grant
eternal life, a youthful appearance, and the labido and sexual prowess of an animal in heat. However, each time
you drink one, your soul dies a little bit at a time
Just picked up a case
of Unicorn Blood for tonight.Toss
me a can of Unicorn Blood.
What do you mean Natty sucks?! This shit is basically