a phrase that means "Having homosexual relations". Popularized in October 2009 by two airline pilots that over-shot their intended destination to Minneapolis and broke radio communication for almost an hour. They couldn't come up with a valid excuse for what happened and tried to cover up the event (very poorly I might add).
Boss: "What the hell where you two doing in the stock room together!?"
HomoA: "Uh.... we were arguing..."
HomoB: "We were Working on Laptops! Yeah! That's it..."
Boss: "Hmmm... don't know if I'm buying that one you queers"
adj. The smallest increment of measurement, that you can see with your naked eye, known to man. About the width of a cunt hair.
Dude A- "I was watching that no-talent, left-hand turning, waste of a sport, they call Nascar the other day and the 2 best left-turners were red-neck-and-neck to the finish line. There must have been mere inches between first and second place!"
Dude B- "I saw it dude. But it was closer than that! It was only about a cuntimeter of difference on the photo replay!"
Usually a FOBDirka who thinks that he is a incredibly talented guy. Nice, Handsome, and Devoted to his work. Hard-working and amazing. But in actuality he only meets these requirements in his homeland. Pradeep can usually be detected through the sense of smell, long before he is sighted. A pundgent odor of dirty foot and butthole precedes Pradeep wherever he goes because of his steady diet of curry. Pradeep is a Dirka that is looking to take your job and will do it for half the pay.
"I totally thought my job was safe at Microsoft until that Pradeep showed up and told my boss he would do it for half the pay!"