The gayest thing you could ever do to someone.
The art of fandango normally requires two males, a love for extreme
sports and a high-protein
diet (so high in protein
). The act of fandanglia can usually be practiced
no more than 2 times, severe
cranial trauma, fatal
dehydration and hypernatremia
normally result upon or following the third exposer.
The cause of dehydration and hypernatremia
result from Fandango induced inflammatory
diarrhea, in which occurs when
the motility of the gastrointestinal tract is abnormally high. This is most always due to the rapid influx of fiber and protein
from the prefandaglia pinto-bean consumption. This toxic
dose of fiber damages the mucosal
lining and brush border of the intestines, which leads to the necessary
loss of protein
-rich fluids (resembling the discharge of Ulcerative
colitis) needed to sustain an appropriate
The cranial trauma is exponentially accumulated throughout
the exposers, because the protein
-rich fluids impact the face at such extreme
velocities, the first facial
fandangage, commonly causes zygomular, maxillary and mandibular
hair line fractures in which give way to massive compound fracturing upon future acts.
of the septum, facial
hematoma, visceral herniation and E. coli poisoning are common indicators
of a first or possible second fandango (depending on a persons resiliency, time between fandagos and/or dosage-prefandango of Ampicillian or azythromyacin). It is not uncommon for a persons first fandanglial
experience to be his fatal
Anything less would
just be Fletching.