The magical being who is responsible for all hook-ups and sexual encounters. Imagine the tooth fairy on Viagra and in a sprightly bondage outfit and you have the Booty Fairy.
Just when I thought I was going to be leaving the party alone, I was paid a timely visit by the Booty Fairy.
A sexual position often observed in lesbian porn, in which two women, bare from the waist down, repeatedly slam their crotches together in order to obtain sexual gratification.
Well, they're done using The Gemini
on each other, so the twat boxing scene must be next.
A bowel movement so rank, vile, and disgusting, that just the smell of it would instantly wipe out any and all life it comes in contact with, down to microscopic levels: so bad it would raise the dead from their graves, then kill them all over again. If it's possible for shit to go China Syndrome, this would be the one to do it.
Guy #1: Why was everyone running out of the restroom just now?
Guy #2: Because of me. I had a cajun sirloin and onion rings right before bed last night and it brought on a death dump this morning the likes of which God himself has never seen.
picked up for the express purpose of breaking in a new bed or mattress.
I needed to properly break in my new bed, so I went clubbing and picked up a Mattress Test Pilot.
A drawn out series of runny, nasty, liquidy bowel movements, usually composed more of stomach bile than fecal matter, and most often quite messy and splattery.
I had dinner at a hole in the wall Mexican place last night and the butt faucet has been running ever since.
On excessively obese individuals, a roll of fat that hangs down below the belly and over the pubic region.
TeeJay's loin roll had become so immense, he could no longer see his penis without using a hand mirror.
A facial expression exhibiting shock or surprise mixed with disgust.
When Jim saw his sister getting tag team
ed by his roommates, he looked like he'd been slapped in the face with a turd.