City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown
for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell
likely originated in Hampton
and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont
live in Hampton."
Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards
the purchase of crack cocaine.
Lucy: Where have
you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
good, at least you dont live
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.