The Coconut Crab. Possibly
the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean
that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs
Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend
to range in size from
16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being
a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which
is a mix of Lungs and gills which
proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier
assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from
Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...
Toby: Hey! I just
bought a hot air balloon!
in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...